This is the worst job
I’m 100% not needed
Extraneous
No one could move this rock
And it’s been days
No one would want to move the rock now
The smell would be horrendous
Rotting flesh
I gag just thinking of it
These Jews sure made a fuss of this man
This one man
I’m sure the gods are laughing
Maybe if Jesus had come to our temple
Sacrificed to Jupiter or Juno
He would still be alive
But, no skin off my back
Though there certainly was skin off his
Man they whipped him with vigor
Maybe if Jesus
Had just learned to get along
He would still be alive
And I would have a better post
Who in their right mind would come now
To roll away this rock
It’s done
It’s over!
Caesar will make peace
Among the nations
Whoa, what’s that?
A tremble, a quake!
A light! A god?
Now I tremble
With fear of this angelic being
My heart is fainting within me
The stone!
It is rolling away!
But the body
It’s gone!
I’ve been guarding an empty tomb!
The power didn’t come from without
The power came from within